Tonight and last night I'm staying with a friend at Stanford, near San Francisco. This friend is the sister of Tara the Sexy Librarian (that needed to be capitalized). Needless to say, the sister is pretty great. I mean, she's letting me sleep in her apartment and eat her food and visit her chemistry department's dramatic presentations and play disc golf on campus with the aid of a special map and course directory, where I threw my disc on a 10-foot window ledge...on the first hole.
But back to the beginning.
[Yosemite was great, by the way, though I spent only a few hours in the park. What's more, I thoroughly enjoyed my private, $15 room, with time to read and relax while my cold began its initial onslaught. (I'm doing better now, thanks.) Yesterday morning when I left Yosemite, it was lovely and sunny, and I should have gone back into the park to get a better look at things, but it was about 30 miles out of the way in each direction—not like that's anything to me, after driving 13,000 miles—and I didn't have that much gas, and the gas station nearest the park was charging $3.14 for regular! A full dollar more than gas stations just 20 miles in the other direction. Craziness, I tell you. Sheer craziness.]
Last night after I got here, we went to the graduate chemistry department's annual show where they make fun of professors and share a lot of chemistry-related jokes. I don't know much about chemistry, but I was still amused. It was cleverly done and well filmed and acted (they mixed video with live bits of performance). All in all it was pretty decent entertainment. Plus I got free food before the show, and that always makes me happy.
This morning I accompanied four chemistry majors to church (a traditional Lutheran church, which is not what I'm used to, but I enjoyed the liturgy and singing and all the cute old people). After lunch, I set off with my detailed map and instructions to play disc golf on the Stanford campus (which is beautiful, by the way—a lovely mix of European architecture, mission-style buildings, fountains, palm trees and fall-colored trees, pillars and archways, and oodles of students on bicycles). I started with enthusiasm, but while I was on the first hole I realized how long it would take to play the entire 18-hole course, due to the number of people walking and biking through my throwing path. On my fourth throw (the hole was par 5, in case you're wondering), my Eagle (long-distance driver) flew gracefully across the sidewalk, against the law building and on to a window ledge about 10 feet off the ground. Marvelous. I stood there and stared at it for a few minutes, and then, realizing there was no way I'd be able to retrieve it unaided, I wandered off to admire the campus, eavesdrop on students' cell phone conversations, take photos, tour the Catholic church and sit in the sun to write in my journal.
All was not lost. Rather, the Eagle was not lost. (Have I told the other lost Eagle story? I don't think so. Well, it was lost in a field in Santa Fe, but after 20 minutes of searching and giving up, we searched again and Wes found it, 20 feet farther than we thought I had thrown it. Aha! This disc has many lives.) So while dinner (lasagna soup—sounds great, eh? it was) was simmering on the stove, we (the Sexy Librarian's sister and I) returned to the spot where my Eagle was trapped and rescued it, with the use of a stepladder (thanks, Sexy Librarian's dad) and a clothes hanger. I sort of scaled the wall, with the sister holding my foot to brace me, in spite of a nearby lighted window with two people studying inside. I don't think they had any idea what was going on outside their window. I swear, some people don't pay any attention to their surroundings.
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And that's the story. Dinner was great. I've used too many parentheses today. I'll stop now.
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