Just a small selection of subject lines and excerpts (I love the first-line feature in gmail):
• shut up into the mine eyes? for thee
• most difficult pork chop
• But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, hey hey. Round, round, all around the world...
• Not nightgown so saxon and writes maxims but they are the reflections which a great and able in the year 800...
• Want to be a hero in a bed? ...Sterling said the northumberland Well said my aunt thats lucky
• rude cigar
• Re: my prebendar It jumped high and grabbed the gas bomb out of the air. Go. The ball bounced and rolled and the...
• nuclear tea party
• Is bursty do mackerel unlawful proceedings of princes and states which, by being become poetically advise you to invoke...
• The abandon in caddis ...I am their madmen...
• not and the land the gospel, according to art day the mind or redeem me alive into the hardness of the Lord
• Re: my master ...No photograph—I just want him here soonest, in the vanishing among the shrubs...
Haha! Something else to guarantee a laugh? If you have a sitemeter (counter, tracker), check out what search strings led people to your page. I've had things such as "midget wrestling" and "ukranian children playing outdoors" and "starbucks barista with scoliosis". I keep these hilarious gems in a simple notepad file and pull them out when I'm feeling bored or blue.
Posted by: Lisa | 2007.01.14 at 07:41 PM
Ha. Great post.
Posted by: Josh | 2007.01.15 at 10:40 AM
Dooce likes those too. Check this out: http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily/01_23_2007.html. I especially love the line about the nurses.
Posted by: Katie | 2007.01.23 at 05:41 PM