You know you know the library regulars when...

You can recognize a regular by the sound of his cough.

You groan internally at the approach of certain regulars, because you know it probably won't be a pleasant interaction.

You have secret code names for them, like The Clacker (old lady with dentures that clack when she talks) and The Grapes of Wrath (family with many members of assorted ages, who arrive in a group and varying stages of dishevelment).

The words "Wolfgang Puck" as a greeting make sense.

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[Leah]

teehee at grapes of wrath. I love that book.